Shit-tastic

An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.

"Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"

by midinerd April 1, 2019

Piece of shit

John deere H skidders

This h skidder is a piece of shit

by Bumps 2.0 February 8, 2023

blueberry shits

The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.

I ate a whole pint of blueberries earlier, now I've got the blueberry shits.

by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024

nickle shit

a nickname for a friend of yours named "nick" who is a nazi

1 "bro me and nick are friends"
2 "you mean nickle shit? bro hes a nazi un-friend him"

by Gayzerr January 9, 2023

Shit

Shit is poop

Iˋm gonna take a Shit a ist cumming out

by Kjnpbjpktnrbjknötr November 24, 2024

Glitter shits

Sparkly shit dust that sprays out your ass after taking acid or mushrooms.

Yoooo I got a wicked case of the glitter shits

by TripPSmittens February 12, 2021

Gang Shit

Despite most other entries on here for this phrase, in New York the term Gang Shit is short for "a whole lotta gang shit". Meaning "Same", or "Me too".

Dude: Yo, I fucking hate Gov. Cuomo.

Dude 2: Gang shit!

by RonsonMyJohnson November 3, 2020