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Shit

What are you searching for? This is literally just a shit. Search something that is important get out.

So you choose to stay here and keep reading? I don't know what's wrong with you, you're wasting your time, Search SOMEETHING!!!

Really? So you're still reading this? Are you wasting your time on purpose? Go to a therapist and get some help, what are you still doing here?

Shit
Use your hands to wipe your shit
by LIl Ice Cracker January 2, 2023
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Shit Mint

The act of one bare ass tea bagging another individual, but with a dingleberry that falls from the tea baggers ass into the tea baggee's mouth
Guy 1 - did you shit in that guys mouth?

Guy 2 - no I just tea bagged him and gave him a Shit Mint
by Mja18xx January 10, 2020
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Shit kicker

by enforce_it_7 August 25, 2021
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Clit Shit

When a woman doesn’t need penetration, just clit shit
I don’t need my dildo today; only in the mood for that clit shit!
by BunchofTwats August 21, 2018
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Shit Party

A social act in which a group of people gather at an abandoned urban location. People should bring to the party shit-inducing foods and drinks, such as prunes or bowel-prep solution. When the partygoers are literally full of shit, they must relieve themselves anywhere and everywhere possible, keeping within the grounds of said urban location.
Partygoer 1: "Yo dude, I'm bored."

Partygoer 2: "Yeah, so am I. Wanna go to a shit party?"

Partygoer 1: "Yea, sure bro. I'll get the prunes. This shit's gonna be a rager!"
by Phedorable April 15, 2016
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6>Shit, Show, shUit, shUow, shiT, shiT<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Simple shit

People can be simple shits or simpletons, too. Think of simple shit as a person, not as a thing.
Even that simple shit could understand what was happening. If that simple shit figures it out, it will be a miracle. Even a simple shit has lucid days. Honey, that simple shit will never know the light of day.
by Lightofday February 5, 2022
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