National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

Shit Rider

A baby that is born at the same time as when their mother takes a shit, therefore riding the shit

Person 1: Hey I heard your mom shat while you were born, you shit rider.

by NOTashitrider April 16, 2021

shit monke

no

ur a shit monke

by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021

shit skittle

The act of having colored shit

Honey after I ate those cookies I got a shit skittle

by SWS meds November 8, 2020

Cat Shit

why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop

Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS

by Wobort May 23, 2022

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

SHIT HITS THE FAN.

When you smear SHIT all over your body and especially YOUR FANNY.

Standing in front of the fan.as when the SHIT HITS THE FAN. you are in ecstasy especially by the feel of the DRYING EFFECT of SHIT and the aromatic SHIT FUMES.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 19, 2021