Your kids

Not everything is about your kids. You will sacrifice they lives of everyone else (in abstraction). You're trying to compel everyone to live in such a way... That YOU feel good about what your kids see... And are trying to preemptively control... What they will think... In the future... Regardless of whether or not you beliefs are justified... So, we all need to live in accordance with your whim... Because you got some pussy. You got some pussy so now you're the boss of everyone... No. You eat a dick. Eat a whole bag of em. And then accidentally shoot a kid in an act of random gang violence.

Hym "Fuck them kids. Your kids are doodoo and none of them will ever create A.I. because I ALREADY DID! Beat em to the punch! Wooo me!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

National give a girl your hoodie day

On November 10th we celebrate National Give A Girl Your Hoodie Day because of NNN

Boy: Hey, here is my hoodie!
Girl: But why?
Boy: it's National Give A Girl Your Hoodie Day

by Selvanio patricks November 5, 2020

Your mom

“Hi Santa here quick message I eat millions of cookies every year and still not as mildly obese as your mother ohh sound effect”

Your mom so fat the elephants had to run

by VendorYT August 1, 2022

Your Mom

One who is large enough to fall off all sides of the bed.

"Your Mom is fat af"

by Pill Cosby💊 March 18, 2021

International say your crush day

International say your crush day is a day where you have to say your crush if its asked but you only say it ONCE and you can only say NO to 5 people

Hey who is your crush
I'm not saying
Well it's international say your crush day

by POO ON JEFF May 12, 2022

to save your Obamatanic

(related to, but different from, to save your sinking Titanic):

a) to be concerned, at any and all costs, about your political legacy once you leave political office, even if said legacy may be a negative one

b)to save your own political legacy, even it means caring somewhat less about the future of your political party

only G-d may know how to even try to save your Obamatanic , both definitions a) and b) in the case of President Obama in 2016

by Sexydimma December 11, 2016

toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.

“You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”

by Jaybonny April 26, 2024