National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.

Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.

by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023

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Fuck your friend Day

Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.

Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!

by Norman Angile January 10, 2023

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National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

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National Josh kiss Quinn day

On January 11th Josh must makeout with Quinn for josh kiss quinn day

Oh looks like it’s National Josh Kiss Quinn day, you better get to it Quinn

by RecapXGhandi January 11, 2023

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30 Day Policy

You give a girl 30 Days if she doesn’t interest you, sucks or fucks you block her

Boy:Your 30 day policy is almost up

Girl:Oh?

by 30 Day Policy January 11, 2023

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"Happiness on January 13" is a very good day for Poles. On January 13, the online store under the name shoppe withdraws from Poland. Annoying ads with children's songs that used to annoy everyone will disappear and never come back.

-Hey!
-What?
-Tomorrow is the 13th day of happiness.
- That's right, I'll prepare the champagne.

by CRAFTEROSKI January 12, 2023

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