by lhtop July 9, 2016
Get the whale shitmug. Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.
Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?
Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.
Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?
Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
by Wes the Human November 3, 2015
Get the Dog Shit Pursuitmug. by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020
Get the Shit Sandwichmug. A Shit Whistler is a person who tell complicated and incredulous lies that they alone believe. The act of doing so is referred to as "playing the shit whistle".
John's a real shit whistler...Last night he told us about how he crawled out on the wing of a flying airplane to fix the engine.
by Uberklokken October 13, 2020
Get the Shit Whistlermug. it has nothing to do with speedruns or any gaming crap. thats some more dumb millennial crap. its basically calling you a baby and its been around longer than most people that answered have been alive!!
by Maniacjack74 August 20, 2022
Get the shit assmug. I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I shit on You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Oh, Yes!
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I shit on You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
Get the what a wonderful shitmug. Nose shit is a kid who like creating cutie pies in the toilet.
‘How did nose shit born?’
One day her mom,poop was walking around she suddenly sneezed and at that moment she wasn’t given birth.
‘I want a nose shit too!how can I get one?’
you need to be faithful for it.
‘Will nose shit die?’
No,cuz she’s the god of nose shits.
and you’re right,it’s me!!!
‘How did nose shit born?’
One day her mom,poop was walking around she suddenly sneezed and at that moment she wasn’t given birth.
‘I want a nose shit too!how can I get one?’
you need to be faithful for it.
‘Will nose shit die?’
No,cuz she’s the god of nose shits.
and you’re right,it’s me!!!
nose shit:hello.
cc:hello
Peppa:hello
Grandpa ying:oh my goodness!!!!it’s nose shit the goddess.
nose shit:bye.
cc:hello
Peppa:hello
Grandpa ying:oh my goodness!!!!it’s nose shit the goddess.
nose shit:bye.
by nose poop January 6, 2023
Get the Nose shitmug.