Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.

I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.

by JustForThis July 23, 2022

mike

the stuffed animal u had when u where 7 T-T

mike is taking a nap mom!

by hi bestie October 18, 2021

mike niesen

a jewish kid who will be very powerful and rich, you will be instantly sexually attracted

mike niesen's dick smells like fish

by steve jones of canton January 12, 2011

miked-it

Used to refer to someone who has become so ridiculously cross-faded that even simple motor skills and actions required to live (ex. breathing) are a near impossible task.

Jared: Dude you were hella fucked up last night! Anthony had to carry you to your room and undress you because you couldn't even move.
Justin: Yeah dude you definitely Miked-it last night!

by jrock916 October 7, 2011

Tornado faster than Mike

Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!

Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!

by Looyurr August 9, 2023

Mike Anthony

He is one of a kind. He’s known for his positive attitude and extremely good looks. Also know for being the best lover and friend combination any woman could ask for. He is loved by everyone. Can seem shy but once you get to know him he’s the life of any party. Known for his stylish dress and classy demeanor.

Girl: Mike Anthony is such a dope man. I’d love to get to know him.

by M Anthony November 22, 2021

mike jackson bad

A female that’s bad on how she carry herself. Sexy/gorgeous with no makeup on with a beautiful attire with pumps. That catches your attention while breathtaking something just so exquisite. Bad like billie Jean moonwalking bad. Someone that’s there for you 82’ Mike Jackson bad!!

A female that knows she bad and you see she mike Jackson bad making you feel like a smooth criminal.

by Big Daddy 1983 April 9, 2022