Michael Hahn

Your typical tiny penis nerd boy with a 100% chance of never breeding. His money will allow him to achieve minor success in his life, but even with immense funds, no bitch will ever want this gay boy inside them. Michael Hahns are extensively condescending, but in fact could be bullied to the point of death at any and every moment. 90% of those who come in contact with the fabled horror that is Michael Hahn hate him.

"You know Michael Hahn?"
"You mean Faggot?"

by Advantage Tennis Academy May 30, 2018

michael washington

michael washington is someone who don’t give two fucks about life! he will shoot up your local school, he disrespects his mom, loves to get suspended and kicked out of school! he wears black forces so u better watch what u leave laying around because he will snatch that shit! watch out he will stomp yo head in! and also loves to steal from stores.

michael washington really just don’t give 2 fucks

by trapgodddd1 December 13, 2019

Michael deesenuts

The act of ejaculating on the testicles of a man called michael

Person 1:"I met a man named Michael"
Person 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that work out?"

Person 1: "we did a Michael deesenuts"

by Michael_deesenuts December 25, 2021

Michael Orlando

A crazy eccentric man who stops at nothing to achieve their goals.

You hear about that John Doe character yesterday?

Ya he was quiet the Michael Orlando.

by Dr.85120 June 13, 2020

Michael Rucker

Michael Rucker is a sweet boy and is really funny. He will be your one and only true love, and his hair drives your crazy. Michael's are really sexy but they don't talk about it. They are extremely cute and you will be over protective of him to make sure that nobody will take them away from you. If you have the chance to kiss Michael Rucker, well... don't do it because I will find you, that's my boyfriend and if you take him then that will be the last of you: ) but Michael are sweet and you should never let them go, I mean like why would you need to, you love the shit out of them

Serrana: if anybody takes (Michael Rucker) then I will be really sad

by Yeetus my fetus July 19, 2019

Michael moment

The moment when you see a Michael and you question your sexuality, because the sheer amount of sex apeal coming from a Michael is to much to withstand.

I just had a Michael moment. I think I like dudes now.

by I fucking hate jay January 1, 2021

Stfu Michael

Actually Michael stfu

stfu Michael ur annoying

by Heshhe June 21, 2019