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fitted sheet syndrome 

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.
danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
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An extreme, debilitating, and overwhelming need to act out on one’s own cute aggression.
I am going to Skeeb that puppy’s face so bad it will make its ancestors explode.
Skeeb by Der Bingus September 25, 2025

Excel sheet attraction

Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.
To put your or another persons balls in the rectum of another person usually a lover
Ke and my partner tried skee balling for the first night
Skee ball by Mrbot November 25, 2025

Call sheet

A "call sheet" is used in the film industry for a schedule made by an assistant director
"Is David on the call sheet for today?"
Call sheet by Jpoppy5 January 27, 2026

Call sheet

A "call sheet" is used in the film industry for a schedule made by an assistant director.
Is David on the call sheet today?
Call sheet by Jpoppy5 January 27, 2026

It's skee bitches 

This is putting the two letters SK in front on any word.
It's Skee bitches= It's me bitches I gets skoney=I gets money.
It's skee bitches by Gkb cot December 31, 2008