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Ryan McPhaul

A 6”3 sexy ass man that can pull any dude he wants. Amazing athleticism, and will dunk on you if challenged to a 1v1.
Ryan McPhaul just kissed your mans.
by Ben_Dover567 November 28, 2021
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Matthew Ryan

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
by jackson nuts November 30, 2021
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Ryan Ong

Ryan is a boy has a big head and weird hair with glasses and he loves a girl named Tiffanny who is one of the best friends you'll ever have, and she is too good for Ryan. He has a deep connection to Po from the Teletubbies (vodka) and his order from in n out will always be double double animal style with cheesy fries.
i order animal style fries sometimes
maybe 3x3 animal style if im feeling hefty
-oh wow ryan ong is trying to be funny-
by itsmeurmother December 5, 2021
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Ryan Friend

When you too lazy to come up with a good excuse
"oh yeah what was his name?" "Ryan?" "oh yeah what was the last name?" "Uh...it was Friend yeah Ryan Friend"
by The Salty Negotiator July 4, 2022
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Father Ryan

A catholic high school in Nashville Tennessee that was founded in 1925. Their has been a misconception that their sports programs are jokes because their football team hasn't been the best in past years even though they win state in many sports each year, for the 2009 football season they will have a new Stadium and in years to come many more new facilities. MBA and JP2 are their rivals and MBA and FRHS have been rivals for years.Their academics are amazing and they have successful alumni all across the nation and Mostly right here in Nashville.
Father Ryan is the best private school for Tennessee children of any class they don't descriminate and teach you to carry on what you learn into the years after you graduate.
by FRHS April 2, 2009
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ryan cabrera

a very talented singer/songwriter from dallas, texas that's sweet, funny, and altogether very lovely
by insert name June 11, 2006
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Starting a Ryan

A rumor, that sounds like it could be true in some strange way but turns out to be false.
Idiot: I heard Nintendo bought over Xbox
Gulible Guy: Really?
Sane Person:Nah, he's starting a ryan.
by Spudinator497 June 28, 2008
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