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October 14

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day! The day to appreciate soft hats!
“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s national soft hat appreciation day! Where’s your hat?” “Oh. It’s a good thing I always have my lucky Russian hat with me!”
by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020
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october 30th

halloween eve, fuck your girlfriend in celebration of spooky day on october 31st
hey babe, its october 30th.
babe: SAY LESS LETS FUCK
by delllaptop42069 October 19, 2020
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October 18th

October 17th is national hug a girl day. You must hug any girl. Go out there and start hugging girls cause it’s October 18th
by User714627 October 16, 2019
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October 17

October 17 is the day that you suck James dick for just 25 cents so he and his family can move out of the box and move to olritch house
by Olritchhilarie October 16, 2019
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October 27th

National Plumpkin day. On October 27th everyone is encouraged to fatten up their significant others so that they are large and plump ready for late October harvesting.
Should it be someone’s birthday on October 27th then they shall be blessed to judge the town’s prize plumpkins, poking everyone’s fat bellies and measuring their gains.
Have you put on seasonal spooky weight? Of course you have it’s October 27th afterall!
by SassySteve October 17, 2019
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October 19

On October 19, nobody can play fortnite or else they die
by fortnitereallysucks October 17, 2019
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October 19

Is it October 19? I better give you a hug
by I love urban dicks October 17, 2019
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