Noah

Pussy god

Is that him, the master of masters, sex of sex, man of pussy, Noah?

by TheBoi27 May 15, 2021

Noah

Noah is the kind of person to eat a burrito like it's a big mac from Mcdonald's. This motherfucker will make you wanna sky dive off the Eiffel Tower and land on ten spears. He sometimes can be a really nice person and really cool he has a cool vibe on a 1 on 1 talk but, when there is a group he is more special than the special ed class. He loves to hangout with his friends though and will do anything to put a smile on their face.

Noah makes me wanna die?

by its_me_pee_noi November 22, 2021

Noah

the person with the smoothest balls of any given group

have you SEEN Noah's balls? they're smooth as a baby's bottom

by crupeycrumpet February 18, 2021

Noah

A great boyfriend and friend. Knows how to treat people kindly when he wants to, when he loves he loves hard, the best person out there, someone that will beat you if you mess with their family and friends and will do little things with you. He enjoys the little things but also very outgoing and loud.

girl 1: ayo noah lemme get some drugssss
noah: no gtfo
girl 2: I fell and I split my knee cap open
noah: aww my poor sweet baby come here🥺🥺

by ∆¶✓ April 12, 2021

Noah MacPhee

The badass motherfucker who has the biggest dick in the country, also known to be a MUTHERFUCKING DEMON at NBA 2k20. Noah MacPhee will steal your girl and your wallet

Girl: I want to fuck Noah MacPhee

Girl 2 : ya no shit

by Noah MacPhee January 6, 2020

Noah

A swole ass mf. Smart as fuck too. All his friends are pussies and women love him

Noah has a huge cock

by 6godg6 November 23, 2021

Noah

Coming from a Noah- I've been told most Noah's are sweet,caring, and loving but we can be assholes if you piss us off so dont do that also most people underestimate how strong we are.

Person 1: I hate Noah I'm gonna fight him
Person 2: No man dont piss him off hes stronger than you think

by Being dumb September 25, 2021