Matt Horan

A slight obese but not overly obese man who cares for his hair. And also doesn’t brush his teeth

Don’t be a Matt Horan when u are anticipating a coming out party.

by Lester 2 September 11, 2021

matt hayes

iron block out of minecraft

yo guys it me minecraft matt hayes aka moo moo and today we are with callum heaton who is a penchod

by mergrati July 13, 2023

Matt Indahat

Any one person that is just a bitch when it comes to everything. This person will pussy out on the littlest things... well basically anything for that matter.

A: Alright guys, I'm gonna go. I'll just meet you back there.
B: What?! You're such a Matt IndaHat!

A: Yo, when he came in the room, I almost fainted...
B: HAHA! What a Matt IndaHat!

by The Entourage December 15, 2008

Matt

Matt is a character from the fangame Dayshift at Freddy’s (DSAF) trilogy. Matt is a creepy virgin with a creepy smile that everyone hates. He will sell you anything for faztokens. Make sure to be careful around Matt as his virgin-ness is very contagious.

Example: Matt has a shit eating smile

by CloverWes August 1, 2022

Matt

Sexy hot man who makes my panties wet!!

Matt makes me horny!!

by Mattismyfav April 7, 2022

Matt

Matt is a loving, caring sort of guy who enjoys making others very happy. He's rather selfless and is happiest when the people he cares about are happy. He is known to take relationships slowly but that doesn't mean that he's afraid of commitment, He falls in love quickly and hard and doesn't recover from a broken heart easily. Matt is the kind of guy who doesn't break girls hearts and wants to make them feel special. He can be very sensitive and a good listener as well as a good shoulder to cry on and he gives the best advice. He'll always understand your problem and try to comfort the best way he knows possible. Never underestimate a Matt though, when it comes to fight or flight he's definitely fight and isn't afraid to stand up for himself or those around him. He hates bullying and avoids confrontation when he can. Matt is a wonderful friend and an amazing boyfriend who will stick by you until the end.

"Who's that guy in the corner?"
"Oh that's just Matt. He's very quiet."

by ElitePie May 16, 2020

Matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey

A narcissistic man child that will bullshit his way through a 5 year relationship by cyber cheating

We all know who messaged the neighbour on a swinging site matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey

by Tricklyfe February 4, 2022