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On Hood

I don't like the basketball people and you shouldn't either merica
by Gooberbooger27 August 8, 2024
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Take the hood off the hawk

Take the hood off the hawk: the act of pulling back the foreskin to expose the glans of the penis.
"When I'm lathering myself in the shower, I make sure to take the hood off the hawk—it's the final touch for a job well done!"
by Dnalor75 August 10, 2024
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Hood Diamonds

I bought my girl some hood diamonds for her birthday
by DHapp August 10, 2024
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Hood Bunny

A classier / finer breed of hood rat. Usually a ghetto lightskin chick who grew up with big dreams but ended up with a bigger body count and diaper bills because of her insane libido and deadbeat gangster / grifter baby dads. Or simply a rebellious, suburban-raised white girl with daddy issues and jungle fever.

High potential with zero ambition. Or vice versa. Disney princess inked up like a Chipotle bag. Loves animals. Will bingewatch Grey’s Anatomy and Jersey Shore. 9X out of 10 got nipples, bellybutton, or pussy pierced. Has anywhere between 5 - 10k Instagram followers. Reads smut to get herself off, instead of watching porn.

Fancy ass little fashion diva with superb genetics, who will settle for fast food, a blunt, and a bottle of Jose for a date. 80% of the time jams out to Kehlani and Kevin Gates.

Mid-to-high-functioning alcoholic. Sweet, silly, sassy, and super bipolar. If in a relationship, a ride-or-die Bonnie type of gal. Will throw hands with a bitch.

Tomboyish nympho. Pussy wetter than Wisconsin Dells and Hurricane Harvey. Exclusively hobnobs with long-knobbed Toms, Johns, and Jayquans to slob and get raw-dogged from dusk til dawn.

Most likely a Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Virgo, or Gemini.
“Wtw playa! how’d it go last night
“Fuckin dope bro. Bagged that shit
That’s wassup my boi! Ain’t she like ur boss tho??”
“Yeaaa lmao…who wuda guessed. She a str8 hood bunny”
by NggaDicChnk August 12, 2024
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Hood Crawling

To venture into the belly of the Beast by traversing a hoods back alleyways, forgotten Lots, or streets that you very much do not belong in so much so that individuals might bargain with you for a small drug transaction, a small physical escapade or for all of your personal Goods with no payment in exchange.
Who is this fool walking down the street? This man's must be Hood crawling.
by PassiveDemon January 18, 2023
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hood round

When two fight but aint no feelings attached/ they getting a hood round we gon smoke it up after that

*practice lmao*
by Djdwaddup January 23, 2023
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Hood

Reference to doing Anal or Butt Stuff or the butt region in general
I was about to go to town on Jason’s hood before he had to go home
by Zachary Smith Aka Pølar January 23, 2023
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