Dylan

Sexy, hot, and handsome. Simple.

Wow Dylan is so Sexy, hot and handsome.

by Lael4 January 19, 2023

Dylan

Dylan is someone who has a massive penis. It’s long enough for him to carry that thing around his shoulder. He is a really sexy man who looks so good in a cowboy hat. He makes everyone horny and his hair so luscious and epic it makes all the girls wet. especially ones that names start with M for some reason.

Guy 1: GODANN DYLAN U GOT A FAT PENIS
Girl 2: OMG IM SO WET.

by hell yeah big boah November 22, 2021

Dylan McCarthy

He definitely does not know how to use sbrk. LOL if you know what this means you nerd.

Is that Evan McCarty??? no, that's definitely Dylan McCarthy, we should gump him.

by anonymous April 7, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is a great friend who's funny and nice. He normally marries people who's names start with F!

"Hey have you see that guy who got married at age 13?"

"Oh! That's just Dylan!"

by Coolgirl42 November 3, 2021

Dylan Baines

the absolute love of my life. a precious person who i shall cherish forever. a kind and loving person who brings me comfort and well being.

i love you dylan baines

by littlemynx September 14, 2020

Dylanism

Straight up pedophilia

I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism

by Juicenugget April 1, 2019

Dylan

Fastest cock known to man

Just got dylaned ow

by Sausage boy 668686 July 17, 2018