Dutch Bros.

To have 2 Nederlander brothers fist fuck your ass and face.

“I could really go for some Dutch Bros.” said my gay cousin.

by HorseyBoner February 22, 2024

Dutch hotbox

When you fart when driving a vehicle with passengers and pre-emptively lock the windows and doors forcing your passengers/victims to choke on your fart.

Have my girl and her friend a lift home from training and I totally Dutch hotboxed them after my double protein shake.

by Stoned dog guy April 2, 2019

Dutch and Dome

When you take a girl to Dutch bros and get dome while u drink your Dutch

Me and the one girl did a Dutch and dome behind the Walmart

by Berto707 December 13, 2020

Dutched

When you are touched by a Dutch.

Pedro- "I think I just got Dutched"
Carlos- "GG then"

by qpwoeituy March 14, 2016

Dutch Klotzner

A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.

"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"

Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..

"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..

"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"

by Gunther McThunderhump September 9, 2015

Dutch Nap

A nap that takes place before noon after waking up and working a taxing 30 minute shift. This would typically take place after going on an all night bender that would involve a combination or all of any of the following: cocaine, hookers, gambling, or consuming 15 plus alcoholic beverages.

Dutchie: I need a Dutch Nap before I come out to gamble on the Gnomes Rangers game.

Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.

Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.

Lohlogs: Die.

by Lognuts24 April 13, 2025

get in dutch

To get in trouble. American idiom. May be related to "Dutch uncle."

I'm afraid I'll get in dutch because of my screw-up.

by AncientGeek April 7, 2021