Mongolian Swamp Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey

by hoo-ah August 1, 2010

shiny sky donkeys

decidedly unusual people. not part of any subculture. not uber-fans of any band or comic or anything like that. will prefer to talk utter shite for hours on end than hold a rational conversation

SSD: what if we're all colour blind?
normal person: excuse me
SSD: well what if the sky's not blue. what if it's pink
normal person: i'm pretty sure the sky's blue
SSD: ever thought about getting your eyes tested? though what if your optician was colour blind too?
*at this point the normal person's brain starts melting*

by sugarhigh February 15, 2005

hay for my donkey

Getting some hairy pussy

I gotta split and get some hay for my donkey.

by Breadidas May 25, 2006

Donkey Nipple Cripple

Also know as the Donkey Purple Nurple. A donkey nipple cripple occurs during sexual intercourse, most commonly in the cowgirl position, when prior to orgasm one member grabs the others nipple, twists it either in a clockwise or anticlockwise direction it does not matter. The effect this has is that the victim is shocked by the pain and therefore creates a more intense orgasm experience for both.

Lisa! Did you just Donkey Nipple Cripple me?!
Tee hee yes...

by rocky_dod December 12, 2010

putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

by hidef March 29, 2004

Mississippi swamp donkey

when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.

o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.

-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!

by beanballz February 27, 2010

Dutch Donkey Punch

A donkey punch delivered by some unexpected fellow who suprisingly appears and instanainiously donkey punches the girl for his buddy who is not ballsy enough to do it himself.

So I dutch donkey punch -ed your mom last night, thought your dad would get mad, but it wasn't him.

by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010