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Christian Werner

Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron
Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake
by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022
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Christian aitkens likes to let druggy homeless men fuck him under bridges, he's always walking around looking to let one have his way
Oh look it's Christian aitkens gay for homeless

getting railed under the bridge by that dirty bum
by Arthursgirlboy February 9, 2024
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ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group
P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.
by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020
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Christian

Christian is a very strong person. Super stubborn. Always thinks he is right. Hates when you hang up on him will easily block you and pretend he doesn’t care when he really does.

Will treat a girl like a princess - thinks he is Prince Charming. Christian is the type of guy that knows every word to a Disney song, but can fight a guy.
Christian is so hot he will show people he is a bad ass, but really he’s a baby that just wants to be cuddled.
by chicken_cow_chicken June 21, 2020
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Christian

Christian is a big ass bird that is the gay one in his gc and half of them probably don’t like him because he have tittie droplets. Also Christian like to spend his money on things he can’t even afford
“Oh girl please “ ——“mauriana stfu “ yes my name is Christian so what about it ?
by Ahop 🧍🏾‍♀️ January 17, 2021
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Christian

little shithead that cums a lot he always loses no nut November, and he is a ginger nigger who wants to have sex at 14. he smells bad and he’s adopted. she snorts fundip and always smokes weed and juul. he wants to have some weenie next to his 6ft long peenie. his weiner is dookie and just because his name is Christian doesn’t mean he’s actually a Christian. He never goes to church and he is a nigger faggot and he is the CEO of the Holocaust.
that little nigger Christian, such a faggot!
smells like shit. periodt pooh.
by gayniggaballs November 5, 2019
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Christian Girl Fall

The next season after hot girl summer. It is a season full of pumpkin spice lattes and leaves changing colors. Beautiful time of year, especially in the Northeast.
Aww man, It’s too cold to wear a bikini. Hot girl summer is over. Let’s get ready for Christian Girl Fall!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 31, 2019
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