blow dryer

the act of getting head and shooting your load into the girls mouth. Then she spits it in your ass and you fart it out on her face

James gave nikki a BLOW DRYER! and she liked it!~

by Jsleezybeezy December 23, 2010

Canadian Blow Job

When a man pours maple syrup all over another man's penis, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a Tim Horton's bathroom, and gives a blow job.

Marty: How are you feeling tonight Ed?
Ed: What are you talking aboot?
Marty: Nothing, but I would love a Canadian Blow Job right now.
Ed: Well, we are at Tim Horton's, so suck me off. Pour some maple syrup down my cock, eh?
Marty: Eh?
Ed: Eh!!

by Barney F. January 18, 2010

Bench n' Blow

While bench pressing a woman sucks on your dick.

After school on Thursday, Anthony was struggling to lift the bar as Natalie came in for a quick Bench n' Blow . In the process of Natalie doing the dirty deed, Anthony then benched 10's on each side.

by The Day is Mine October 2, 2007

wheres the fucking blow

While Making fun of white people there ask where's the cocaine because white people are known for doing crazy stuff

Sue: Merissa this party is awesome I'm trying to get wasted

Merissa : well wheres the fucking blow

by LifetimeJelly August 22, 2016

sno blowing

When a male partner ejaculates in a female partner's mouth and then the female partner kisses the male partner and transfers the fluid back to the male partner.

Jerry was being a jerk to Sally, so she got even by Sno Blowing him.

by bicarbonate April 6, 2014

Blowing gaskets

The act of releasing gases through the rectum in a loud rumbley manner

My dog keeps blowing gaskets over here, can I come over to your house?

by Memesforsoul June 25, 2017

blowing biscuits

Irrefutably contradicting Chuck Norris. Also, flatulating, passing gas, farting

"Every time 'Walker, Texas Ranger' comes on teevee, my dog starts blowing biscuits!"

by Batlips October 26, 2013