blow dryer

the act of getting head and shooting your load into the girls mouth. Then she spits it in your ass and you fart it out on her face

James gave nikki a BLOW DRYER! and she liked it!~

by Jsleezybeezy December 23, 2010

Canadian Blow Job

When a man pours maple syrup all over another man's penis, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a Tim Horton's bathroom, and gives a blow job.

Marty: How are you feeling tonight Ed?
Ed: What are you talking aboot?
Marty: Nothing, but I would love a Canadian Blow Job right now.
Ed: Well, we are at Tim Horton's, so suck me off. Pour some maple syrup down my cock, eh?
Marty: Eh?
Ed: Eh!!

by Barney F. January 18, 2010

Bench n' Blow

While bench pressing a woman sucks on your dick.

After school on Thursday, Anthony was struggling to lift the bar as Natalie came in for a quick Bench n' Blow . In the process of Natalie doing the dirty deed, Anthony then benched 10's on each side.

by The Day is Mine October 2, 2007

wheres the fucking blow

While Making fun of white people there ask where's the cocaine because white people are known for doing crazy stuff

Sue: Merissa this party is awesome I'm trying to get wasted

Merissa : well wheres the fucking blow

by LifetimeJelly August 22, 2016

Blowing gaskets

The act of releasing gases through the rectum in a loud rumbley manner

My dog keeps blowing gaskets over here, can I come over to your house?

by Memesforsoul June 25, 2017

the blow hole

the blow hole is your mouth. You insert the biggest fattest penis into it and suck the life out.

get your pink cigar Down the blow hole baby

by mrs nesbitt September 16, 2014

jesus blow

jesus blow
1. a devastating strike with divine power; a lucky knock out punch or kick. 2. when used in plural the ability to throw strikes with no regard to self; swinging to land that lucky knock out blow.

" Man, I thought I had him in that fight, until he landed that damn jesus blow!"

"Dude, that guy does not know how to fight, he was trying to land jesus blows."
Source: Gerald L., west covina,ca

by Gerald L. May 15, 2008