Crazy eyed tits

When a girl's nipples point in opposite directions resembling a crazy eye.

Shes hot but she has some crazy eyed tits

by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020

sports crazy

sports fanatic

Erick is a sports crazy although he does not have a lot of money, he is traveling to see the game of his favorite soccer team.

by gusygu888 October 1, 2017

Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.

Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

Slap Crazy

To go stupid, go dumb, go crazy. To act up

aye man yo mixtape go slap crazy cuh

by deemoneyduh March 20, 2019

that's crazy

when your intentionally begging for pussy and know you go hoes

Yo I got a girl now
that's crazy same

by y'all got no life January 22, 2022

crazy carrot

A common word for describing extremely based Discord server moderators.

Person 1: So I joined the server and the mod is such a crazy carrot
Person 2: I felt that bro

by Niltrix June 1, 2022

Crazy-button

Noun. Describes the visible hole of the human female in which stool is passed. It is used interchangably with "asshole," "fart box," or "turd cutter." However, the crazy button more specifically refers to the female of the species, and describes the inevitable dynamic in a relationship involving at least 1 female whose asshole receives oral sex from their partner, and subsequently the receiving female begins to act irrational and obsessive about their partner following this event. From this point forward in the relationship, the giver of the oral sex-asshole session has now activated the crazy button and must exercise caution, especially if the giver is a male. Jail is a usual consequence of crazy-button activation.

Walksontop gives advice to younger generation: "Look, if you lick her asshole, you're going to jail. You do that, and they all of a sudden turn crazy, wanting to smell your dick and shit. It's their crazy-button."
Richard goes to leave for the store, but Helen blocks the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Helen shouts.
"Just going to the store, Jesus Christ. Walksontop was right. I hit your crazy-button, didn't I? Fuck, I'm going to jail." Richard exclaimed.

"Yes, you did. Now let me smell your DICK!" Helen demanded.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 8, 2024