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Randy Taylor

Just an old man living inside a high school band hall after talking about kissing his cat and liking it
Tim: Have you heard some random shite today.
Jim: I did, some old dude yelled that he liked kissing his cat or some shite!
Tim: Yep, that a classic Randy Taylor}.
Jim: Damn, mate.
by StupidRandomSh!t3 November 11, 2019
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Taylor Lawrie

A man who is literally perfect at everything.
One with no, flaws.
One with a super cute girl.
A hot guy.
WOW! Taylor Lawrie is such a Taylor, Lawrie!
I wish i was as perfect as Taylor Lawrie!
by Taylorisbetterthanyoulookhimup November 16, 2011
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taylor louise

she is very talented soul who likes to make others laugh.She is short and curvey. She’s a woman who can sing.However taylor louise is a short tempered so don’t get on her bad side. She is very warm welcoming and wholesome.She is a bubbly woman and good mother. her nickname is shrek and is protective of her swamp family
paul: damn that girl is curvey who is she

tegan : she is taylor louise
by tj30065927 August 9, 2023
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Taylor

by Nealisnealy102 June 11, 2019
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Taylor

A man whose parents thought he was a girl and picked this name. They thought he was a girl because of how truly tiny his penis is. He would give anything to be a girl! His IQ is at least one standard deviation below norm. He talks like a Valley Girl despite being from the East coast. He knew he’d have to marry right out of college on account of how tiny his little peen is. He wants to marry for money, but will probably marry someone who works for a non-profit, and then pretend to be confused by the concept of money. Worse than his stupidity though is his laziness. He thinks because his Grandpa was a doctor that makes him a genius, not recognizing he was given every opportunity and all he has to show for it are a few floaters on the toilet. Worse tho than all of the above is how incredibly mean and vindictive he is—especially to women. You won’t be surprised that he’s gay because his hatred of women is palpable. Also to picture his parents bumping uglies is the ugliest site in the world. Also his gimpy arms and legs and would benefit from having his clothing tailored (ha) because his appendages, like his penis, are hobbit-like. Stupid, selfish, spoiled, obnoxious, lazy and mean.
I don’t want to wipe my own asshole, I’m a Taylor!
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor
by Big hiney January 26, 2022
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Taylor Test

A test devolved from Taylor Hetherington from the Autoalex channel. The test is to slam your closed hand into the bottom of a steering wheel, to see if a vehicle's horn, wipers, or lights activate.
Oh you got a new car? Have you given it the Taylor Test yet?
by TeamAbzy June 1, 2024
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Taylor

The ugliest most funkiest most fugliest person you’ll ever meet. They always have brown hair and smell like shit. Beware if you meet a Taylor.
“Ew bitch you smell like a Taylor”

“ugh YOURE such a Taylor”
by bigbootyjudy00 July 23, 2022
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