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Super Straight

A disease which makes someone enjoy hardcore homosexual Sour Apple Smoothies and Alabama Hot Pockets. If you see someone with the disease, do not approach, do not go near, do not even spare another glance at again. Their stupidity, while not impacting to most, is highly contagious to the impressionable and stupid.
A few more symptoms are extremely ugliness and a nazi flag.
Person 1: Did you see that super straight?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes. How fucking disgusting.
Person 3: It’s truely horrific.
by Madden 08 DS Fan Club November 30, 2021
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A made up sexuality for men who like things super straight up their butt
“Women don’t like me so I’ve decided to move on and identify as super straight
by Lilmoron March 10, 2021
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A man who only has sex with other super straight men because women won’t touch them. They also have piss kinks.
Did you hear about David and Michael? They’re a super straight couple.
Good for them. Good for them.
by Marzo.the.planet March 8, 2021
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by Cooley15 March 11, 2021
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Super straight means you’re a transphobe that wants to be apart of LGBT and wants to feel oppressed.
Guy one: You wanna date her? Oh, btw she’s trans.

Guy two: Oh never mind I don’t date trans sorry i’m super straight.

Guy one: No you’re just a transphobe.
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People who are straight and transphobic trying to make it in the Lgbtq+ community by saying your transphobic is a sexuality
“Hey turns out Stephanie is trans, she may have gone through SRS but I’m super straight
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Straight people

Person 1: look at those normal citizens

Person 2:nah they just straight people
by Oranana October 15, 2023
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