A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”
I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.
by Carmella is bae February 7, 2019
Get the nick woodmug. Another word for a rolly-polly or wood louse. Used sometimes in south-western BC, Canada including Vancouver island.
A: “That weird grey bug is a wood bug.” B: “Why is it called that?” A:“‘Cause it lives in wood, probably.”
by JFrancisF April 24, 2019
Get the Wood Bugmug. a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
Get the Whopping Woodmug. girl 1: ew Colby wood just asked me for nudes again.
girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.
girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.
by mynamewastskensoiusedthis January 30, 2020
Get the Colby woodmug. 
A group activity in which several individuals fuck on one participant, often in a way that mirrors the dynamic of a “train,” but with the roles changed so that the central participant is male rather than a woman. The term plays on the imagery of piling wood, with each piece of “wood” representing a participants penis.
by Big Stunna Mane August 8, 2025
Get the Wood Pilemug. by Good b0ye January 21, 2022
Get the Drive into the woodsmug.