by CatBiscuit420 June 10, 2023
Get the Palpha malemug. He says…. THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY, IT IS A DICTATORSHIP…. but deep down we all know he is simply…. A beta male
by Secretion April 23, 2022
Get the Beta malemug. Any mechanical or electrical device where the "she" part of it is subject to unexplained fits of temperment; and or, the "male" part can't make up it's mind; or won't commit.
How true is that!
How true is that!
My computer was being a She's~male today at work. It kept rebooting every time I tried to use it.
Or, my key always gets jammed in the back door lock; it's being a She's~male!
Or, my key always gets jammed in the back door lock; it's being a She's~male!
by Coastlinejw April 22, 2021
Get the She's~malemug. The phrase "Male toxshitification" is a portmanteau of the words "Male," "shit" and "toxification/toxicification", which means the process of making a group of people toxic or poisonous towards another group. The phrase "Male toxshitification" is used to describe the process of social conditioning that makes men believe that toxic masculinity is a normal behavior. It can also be used to describe the harmful effects of toxic masculinity on men and women.
by michellchair September 2, 2023
Get the Male toxshitificationmug. by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
Get the frail malemug. Male Monologue is when a high IQ schizophrenic autistic guy talks to himself. It is usually followed by evil laughter when his retarded ranting is accompanied by coherent but politically incorrect sentences.
Male Monologuist: "Women do not belong in the kitchen because you cannot do the laundry without leaving the kitchen. Nietzsche talked about this."
Random person: "???"
Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."
Random person: "????!!!"
Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"
Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"
Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."
Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).
Random person: "???"
Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."
Random person: "????!!!"
Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"
Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"
Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."
Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).
by Monologuist November 26, 2023
Get the Male Monologuemug. A male audience whom entreats top and sexual pleasures; clingy non-dominant with masculine features.
Me: How was your night?
Girl: Chris called he was being such a bega
Me: Well did he get his way?
Bega Male: Male whom entreats top and sexual pleasures; clingy non-dom with masculine features.
Girl: Chris called he was being such a bega
Me: Well did he get his way?
Bega Male: Male whom entreats top and sexual pleasures; clingy non-dom with masculine features.
by Top Bega 45 January 28, 2022
Get the Bega Malemug.