Matt

Chiseled out of stone, a lone warrior walks out of the mist. Bro is the character model for perfection. He has 3 inch tall brown flowing hair and he's jacked asl and wears a good vibes hoodie and drinks zoa in the rock shoes. He has no game and it astonishes the most stoic of men.

Girl 1: I love matt but i'm too scared cuz he probably has so much play.
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them

by townandorcountry April 23, 2023

Matt long

Sucks balls

Matt long is sucking balls

by Jacobluce April 9, 2022

Pulling the Matt

Saying one will return back soon but never actually coming back

James pulled a Matt and hasnt been back in 42 hours Pulling the Matt

by Grimeggs August 7, 2014

Matt

A very nice guy with a dick that is the definition of pleasure. He will make any girl have a great night given the chance.

Hey look it’s Matt. He’s a nice guy.

by Crokkedundee November 21, 2021

matt lipari

held the title for the funniest person in the world for about 3 years

hey did you hear what she said? shes a total matt lipari

by auxferd October 29, 2023

Matt G Syndrome

A rare and uncurable condition where one has a hot mom and a sister that is equally if not hotter than their mom, this person's friends also make endless jokes about the attractiveness of his mother and sister, while they themselves have a fluffy edger, and got pants-ed at a five below.

Person 1: " Yo bro why you so down on yourself lately"
Person2: "Idk bro I guess its cuz I just got diagnosed with Matt G Syndrome"
Person 1: "Ohh shit, I'm feel bad for your bro"
Person 2: "Thanks man"
Person 1: "One more thing tho"
Person 2: "What"
Person 1: "Your mom and sister are bad as shit"
Person 2: "Alright, fuck you"

by UrbanOffroading December 13, 2025

matt henning

A 100% gay boi who still like pussy and only pussy... he hangs out with mostly girl’s and one faggot , he’s never touched his cock but still list to bust a nut every day

“Is Matt gay”
“No he’s just special “
Matt Henning

is the gayest straight person in the world

by Joemamma52636 October 17, 2019