A lawyer's office.
Person #1
My phone says I missed a call. They said law office when I called.
Person#2
Shit, you better get rid of you're computer man.
My phone says I missed a call. They said law office when I called.
Person#2
Shit, you better get rid of you're computer man.
by The guy who can't find a name January 13, 2010
Get the Law Office mug.A law stating that no matter the amount of alcohol ingested in drugs taken some movies were just meant to be terrible in every form of perception. Meet The Spartan's and Titanic for example.
*After walking out of the movie theatre*
Scottie: Okay so everyone remember's their cover stories right?
Becca: We didnt see the movie, you were at your sisters birthday party
Fabro: Right, and me and Becca were having drunken awkward sex at her house.
-Spartan's Law-
Scottie: Okay so everyone remember's their cover stories right?
Becca: We didnt see the movie, you were at your sisters birthday party
Fabro: Right, and me and Becca were having drunken awkward sex at her house.
-Spartan's Law-
by Dre-Dubb-Mandemz May 20, 2010
Get the Spartan's Law mug.Reeves's Law states that as soon as an actor or actress stars in a comic book movie adaptation their career, talent, and sex appeal all begin a steadily accelerating decline that ends in tragedy or obscurity. The upshot of this is that they may continue to grace the cover of various publications, usually Star and Enqirer.
'How about Halle Berry as catwoman? Sounds like an example of reeve's law'
Christopher Reeve - Superman. But also
Hugh Jackman- Wolverine
Nicolas Cage- Ghost Rider
Jennifer Garner- Elektra
Thomas Jane, who's role as the Punisher caused his career to be horribly stillborn, and his predecessor Dolph Lundgren, who's portrayal was so bad it actually cause all his PREVIOUS films to become terrible and forever crippled the 80's action genre.
Christopher Reeve - Superman. But also
Hugh Jackman- Wolverine
Nicolas Cage- Ghost Rider
Jennifer Garner- Elektra
Thomas Jane, who's role as the Punisher caused his career to be horribly stillborn, and his predecessor Dolph Lundgren, who's portrayal was so bad it actually cause all his PREVIOUS films to become terrible and forever crippled the 80's action genre.
by Apoth December 10, 2007
Get the Reeve's law mug.by MWJW September 28, 2008
Get the Tard law mug.A series or an event where jokingly something bad happens, actually does.
Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.
Having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.
Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.
Having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.
Lauren: "lets go to NYC today, since it's so nice out!"
(as soon as they arrive to NYC a hurricane rips through)
Brittany: that's definitely Rooter's Law... oh well, wanna dance?
(as soon as they arrive to NYC a hurricane rips through)
Brittany: that's definitely Rooter's Law... oh well, wanna dance?
by Brii Holley December 21, 2008
Get the Rooter's Law mug.The observation made in 2014 by Lyndit that, given enough time, one's belongings of which there are multiple and the nature of such belonging is that it gets moved around between home, work, etc, will eventually accumulate into one's car. Lyndit predicted that this trend would continue for the foreseeable future.
Scott: Hey, do you know what happened to the hairbrush that was in the bathroom?
Ann: Yes... it's in my car.
Scott: Ah ha. Lyndi's Law strikes again.
Ann: Yes... it's in my car.
Scott: Ah ha. Lyndi's Law strikes again.
by Tenacious E June 22, 2015
Get the Lyndi's Law mug.Don't be a Bogart with the paint thinner, pass that rag bro, Huffer's Law states that one shall give up the can and rag after two full breaths.
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016
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