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Ma’am jam

A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.
Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didn’t count on the inevitable postgame ma’am jam.
by Dorkmuffin April 28, 2019
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Blue Jam

A surreal, dark sketch comedy series that would air on BBC Radio 1 early in the morning. It was created by the one and only Chris Morris. The sketches themselves would tackle harsh topics such as suicide, murder, and rape. The music was also a contributing factor, which mostly comprised of ambient and downtempo tracks. It made its first run in 1997 and ended in 1999.
Guy 1:Dude have you listened to any Blue Jam episodes yet?

Guy 2:Yes.

Guy 1:Did you like them?

Guy 2:Stay away from me.
by Rothkowoofs June 26, 2024
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jam maker

A woman who loves to make jam, cakes, or pies or just take care of her man.
Bob's wife is a "jam maker", she picks him up when he's drunk and drives him home, staring at him adoringly.
by Lee Sheldon September 17, 2007
mugGet the jam makermug.

Mr. Jams

Mr. Jams, I think about you all the time.
by BrownleeBaker October 28, 2023
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Tit-Jam

Tito’s and Jameson served chilled. Apparently you don’t go blind when you drink this engine degreaser.
Hey this Tit-Jam didn’t kill me.
by Got-Jam February 21, 2020
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Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.
Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.
by CG Badman June 19, 2017
mugGet the Jam wagon-wheelingmug.

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