Irish Double-Dunk

The erotic act of pouring Irish Guinness into someone’s anus, and then having them perform oral sex.

“Yo, I heard Daniel Irish Double-Dunked Josh last night!”

by Irishdd September 6, 2025

Irish Squats

When a drunk Irish person squats and shits in shot glasses for everyone to try out.

Hey! He's doing Irish Squats, let me in!!

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Irish Big Mac

When you meet a guy on St. Patrick’s Day and their meat, cheese, and special sauce makes you itch.

Thanks man, your Irish Big Mac got me a penicillin shot!

by drippins March 16, 2024

Irish mouthfuck

The act of being drunk doublin' up your fist and punching someone in the mouth

I'm going to irish mouthfuck him if he keeps messing with me.

by 01Shaggys October 13, 2024

Irish Valentine's Day

Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!

Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"

Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"

by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015

Irish

When your aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland.

"My aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland, so technically I'm half-Irish." - Every American ever

by Nobody cares about you June 4, 2021

Irish Sundae

The act of farting out cum on a glass table top while you lay underneath and see your own deposit close up

Chelsea carefully squatted on the glass table and let out a big Irish Sundae for me to behold - a little bit of poo followed by a moan of contentment

by Chee Z Puff August 7, 2022