donkey-shite-anus

1) If something "sucks donkey-shite-anus" then it's really aweful.

2) If you are a "donkey-shite-anus-eater" then you're either a total prick and an idiot, or you rock like hell.
1) "You had to hang 'round with a bunch of chavs? Woah, that sucks donkey-shite-anus!"

2) "Hey, Rebecca? Shut the hell up, you donkey-shite-anus-eater!"
by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 31, 2004
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Mongolian Swamp Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
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Mongolian Swamp Donkey
by hoo-ah August 01, 2010
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shiny sky donkeys

decidedly unusual people. not part of any subculture. not uber-fans of any band or comic or anything like that. will prefer to talk utter shite for hours on end than hold a rational conversation
SSD: what if we're all colour blind?
normal person: excuse me
SSD: well what if the sky's not blue. what if it's pink
normal person: i'm pretty sure the sky's blue
SSD: ever thought about getting your eyes tested? though what if your optician was colour blind too?
*at this point the normal person's brain starts melting*
by sugarhigh February 15, 2005
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hay for my donkey

I gotta split and get some hay for my donkey.
by Breadidas May 18, 2006
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Donkey Nipple Cripple

Also know as the Donkey Purple Nurple. A donkey nipple cripple occurs during sexual intercourse, most commonly in the cowgirl position, when prior to orgasm one member grabs the others nipple, twists it either in a clockwise or anticlockwise direction it does not matter. The effect this has is that the victim is shocked by the pain and therefore creates a more intense orgasm experience for both.
Lisa! Did you just Donkey Nipple Cripple me?!
Tee hee yes...
by rocky_dod December 11, 2010
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putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good
George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.
by hidef March 29, 2004
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Smog Donkey

Davo is a Smog Donkey
by Dregs February 25, 2004
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