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Dylan

Dylan is a 4 dimentional being that created god with his huge sweaty skin flaps. He goes into girls changing rooms and wears the skin of his victims :)))))
Dylan in his sexual from can can make any girl so wet that they cause another great flood.
Person 1: Ugh... I wish that a girl could like me, im so lonely....
Person 2: Just ask dylan, he can do anything!
*1 week later*
Person 1: Yo dude i spoke to dylan and now every woman in the land is CREAMING over me!
Person 2: What did I say!
Both: Dylan is so sigma ohio fanum tax!!111!!!!11!!!1
by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024
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Dylan

A person whose confidence is so low, they feel they have to make fun of someone else they think is weaker than them.
God, that guy is such a dick. He must be a Dylan.
by Nat Momir June 3, 2018
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Dylan John Thomas

Emo guy with a afro
Glizzy: I’m going to see Dylan John Thomas
Kelly: oh the guy with a afro
by Huoljhjbb October 27, 2022
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Dylan

Pack bigger dips then lane and can kick anyone ass
by @yessir February 15, 2020
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Dylan

Heard he likes to watch those cartoons with the squids.
Yo that Dylan is so cute.
by Cock grabber 73 June 24, 2022
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Dylan

Yesterday Dylan
by Party Cow February 11, 2025
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Dylan

His name is Dylan and he is grillin tacos
by Mrsavage6969 September 5, 2018
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