muffin cream pie

Muffin cream pie-When a woman calls her vagina a muffin and it has been filled with a nice healthy dose of semin that is noticeable from across the room.
Muffin cream pie is the best
pie ever

Muffin cream pie took first place at the State fair this year

by Phatwags K October 30, 2017

Cherry Cream Soda

I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking
Black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames
I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death

*sings Bury the Light*

Oh look it's Cherry Cream Soda

by Corkyaaaaa December 28, 2020

Iowa Creamed Corn

When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.

Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!

by Peppermintpattydick December 6, 2020

Toft's Ice Cream

The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.

"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"

"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"

by OhioGorl February 22, 2022

Indian Cream Pie

Indian Cream Pie

I was fucking my Indian girl friend. Really enjoying myself and shot my cum into her sweet Indian pussy. As I withdraw my cock I saw my cum dripping out on her dark skin. Making a Indian Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker February 2, 2022

Bearded ice cream

When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.

I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.

by 23356765 December 16, 2018

Double Cream Supreme

The act of covering a man's penis in whipped cream and sucking him off until he produces his own cream. When the creams mix, it is then ingested by either one or all participants.

guy 1- "you won't believe what my girl ate last night"
guy 2- "if it was a double cream supreme, then I guess we both did"
guy 1- "...bro..."

by kamarondo January 19, 2023