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Christian

Christian is funny. He’s the guy you would want to hang out with. Christian’s love music and science. He likes most animals. Christian are kinda goofy. They like to be the star of the show. They like sports but aren’t great at them. Christian’s are an overall pretty great person!
Christian is awesome!
by cczhakjaeb!!!!! August 6, 2019
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Christian

Dates 6ths graders short fragile no kneecaps and fine asf loves girls that have B in their name lightskin
Christian-someone cute
by Ducktitties April 16, 2022
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trailer park Christian

It’s where a person says there Christian even though they don’t do Christian acts.
Conner: hey man. I just sent nudes to a girl on Snapchat

Chandler: aren’t you Christian?
Connor: ya. So what
Chandler: man your a trailer park Christian.
by Shockerman2020 March 5, 2024
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Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water
“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday
“Lmao rip you”
by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018
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Christian

Short fragile lightskin likes 6th graders ages 10-11 no kneecaps likes girl with B in their name likes blasian BSF is gay brown skin but really lightskin who looks like a duck ex looks like a fish and is short and brown skin
Christian-no bitches
by Ducktitties April 16, 2022
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Christian

Christian is perfection. He is super hot, funny, amazing. He is so cool and nice. Every girl wants him and is a hot man that makes every women he passes by horny. He is usually of Spanish origin. He is a great listener and his abs are from another world. He is an amazing athlete in all sports.

He is the perfect boyfriend/husband/friend.
"Omg Christian is so hot"
"Oh look, there is Christian, I love him"
"Christian is the best boyfriend ever"
"Do you know Christian?, he is the most handsome guy ever"
by NCMCANLO November 24, 2021
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Christianity

A belief system held by community of people, where narcissistic people can be openly abusive and be praised for it by it's other members.
He used to be such a nice person but Christianity got him and now he is shooting gays, burning women who went on abortion and dictating other peoples lives.
by missshelll January 12, 2023
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