christian choi

weirdo ..... who LOVES jina han cuz she is GREAT!

oh look! a "christian choi!"
*GrABS A SHOVEL*
*RUUUUN!*

by *____________________________* June 12, 2014

Christian wright

A jack ass or giant douchebag. Not a nice guy.

Christian wright asked an ugly girl to prom #douche

by Christian wright April 23, 2015

Christian Garland

A massive long haired short dicked faggot

Damn; youre such a christian garland

by Vect Misery May 26, 2015

Christian Siren

A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .

Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"

Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"

Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"

by Dr.Vadgers September 20, 2015

Christian binder

Some guy who's really cool but has a total fucking hubcap

Yo, that guy Christian binder, he's got a total fucking hubcap

by Totalfaggot69420 July 13, 2016

Christian LaCaze

Pretty much the greatest man on planet Earth

Christian LaCaze won the last four Nobel Peace Prizes.

by ThatOneGuy1231 October 1, 2016

Christian-Pierre

Sexiest guy to ever walk this planet. *Drops Mic and walks off*

(Guy) Person: "Bro, you already looking like Christian Pierre"
(Girl) Person: "That guy looks hot as Christian-Pierre"

by ImOnShrooms November 13, 2016