canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015

Canadian head day

You must give someone head on November 2nd 2022

Bro u gonna give head tomorrow? It’s Canadian head day!

by JimothyCricketTheThird October 31, 2022

The Canadian Cart

The Shop That Eats Its Competitors For Breakfast.

The shop that's in its own class

Woman 1: "Hey have u guys checked out The Canadian Cart? "
Woman 98: " You mean The Shop Thats been given its competitors a run for their money? Of Course I have!"

by Stranger Danger Son November 23, 2021

closet Canadian

Literally anyone in Minnesota

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians

by FruitSnacks2 September 5, 2021

Canadian Dino

A Canadian Dino is a rare and magical creature. They appear every 100 and are most commonly found with a CC, they love food and art! If you see one you’ll see how magical they are

My best friends a Canadian Dino!!

by The Canadian Candle August 31, 2021

Canadian Compromise

Mafia judgement or intervention where both parties are equally dissatisfied with the final resolution.

Canadian Compromise

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

Canadian Hymen

When you’re having sex outside in the middle of winter and the girl doesnt pull her long underwear down but you bust through that polypropylene with your cock to get into the sugar pot

I fucked this girl outside a bar last winter but when she pulled her pants down she forgot the long underwear so I had to break her Canadian Hymen to finish the job

by Plain old Pete January 22, 2022