A religion that every single fricking person on the internet craps on for no reason due to misconseptions and lies. SO WHAT IF I BELEIVE IN A LOVING SKY DADDY WHO SENT HIS SON TO GET CRUCIFIED FOR US? WHY CAN'T YOU GOOFY AHH ATHEISTS MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS FOR ONCE?
Normal christian: "Yo, whats your opinion on Christianity?"
Teenage with unsupervised internet access: "THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF"
Teenage with unsupervised internet access: "THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF"
by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

Ok. Somebody taught them determinism and now they're trying to use it to distort reality. DETERMINISM ISN'T REAL CHRISTIANS! IT'S NOT A REAL THING! YOU CAN'T DEMONSTRATE THAT PEOPLE AREN'T CONTRADICTING WHAT OUGHT TO HAPPEN IN RESPONSE TO A GIVEN ANTECEDENT CHAIN OF EVENTS, DELIBERATELY.
Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'
Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'
So, these idiots are just oscillating between these two talking points to try and make it reality. I mean... No. It isn't a Christian country- Wait! No! If anyone is King of America, it's alright? None of that Catholic Molester-King shit! Get that shit right the fuck out of here! Ok... So the pilgrims rejected the church of England and catholicism. So, even there, you have Michael Knowles just blatantly making shit up in saying that 'his lineage can be traced to the Catholic pilgrims.' Not a real thing. Even if it WAS initially Christian, THERE WERE ALREADY PEOPLE HERE! So it WASN'T that... Like... At all! They're doing the same thing they are doing to ME and the Palestinians! We'll call it 'History starts on Oct 8th fallacy.' They pick a FALSE starting point... And then they argue FROM THAT FALSE STARTING POINT... Foward in time. Ok and this is a 2 parter so just, you know, read the next on 'America is a Christian country'is the first part..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

Christian is a person who is short and is with a girl named onella who never answers her cousin anymore and calls her a witch
by Dibbia November 22, 2021

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group
by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

A amazing guy. he is very shy at first but he loves truly he also loves hard he has an amazing smile girls would fall in love with him so fast. loving him would be a blessing for girls they would never want to lose him. He is so perfect. he's cute,nice,funny,charming, amazing. he is the best i swear.
Christian is the best
by beyou4ever May 24, 2017

Well, she's doing it because she can see that if we don't affirm the Christian's moral supremacy they will hold their breath like a petulant 5 year old. They flat out refuse to cooperate with people who won't.
Hym "If Christianity is TRUE. Then going extinct immediately... Literally solves all of our problems... Forever... Everyone lives forever... And everyone gets what they deserve... Therefore... Blow up the planet... And stop wasting everyone's time."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

by Bussieblasta December 5, 2021
