christian krasniak

i ate soap

christian krasniak is soap

by lakerocks46 April 4, 2022

Christian-G

A big baby who won't share his Tim Tams.

Mark: Ay yo got any Tim Tams left
Brad: Sure we got a packet in the pantry
Christian-G with his mouth full of Tim Tams: Uhm actually were all out

by vianneyjon June 2, 2020

Christian

Christian is a guy that has 105 - 121 iq. He is very nice but when Erik comes into action he gets nerslagen. But Oskar is very sterong man so he dosent wanting fight. But in reality, Christian could slag him too but he dose not wanting. Not homeless. He has another thing in common with Erik and that is when they go to MOS. AKA mall of scandinavia. He goes in school and hade about 230 merait when leaving kindergarten. When he search school he thought defined what he did.

Is that a sexy beast? Yeah, his name is Christian.

by Christian&company October 15, 2020

Christian

A wonderful girl who is funny, cute, sweet, and beautiful on the inside and out. No matter what she always tries to keep a smile on her face. Her main goal in life is to make everyone smile. She is also loved by most people.

Christian has an amazing smile.

by Daniel stom February 13, 2018

Christian

1. An individual believing in Christianity and/or the Christian faith

2. An individual who uses religion to pass of and excuse their morally invalid actions/and or preferences.

Karen is a Christian

by CommieAlek April 29, 2021

Christian Laettner

To kill someone’s hopes and dreams

Kentucky Wildcats fans were Christian Laettner by that one in a million basketball shot.

by TayYay March 9, 2025

Necklace Christian

Someone who wears a very large gold or silver cross necklace and is very showy about being a Christian, but behaves in ways that are contrary to Christianity and treats other people very badly. The implication is that the large cross they wear is largely for social cred because their behavior indicates that they are not serious about living the values they profess to have.

Sarah always wears that big, gold cross and mentions Jesus all the time, but honestly, I've never known anybody so catty and mean. I think she's just a necklace Christian.

by dictionaryenchantress March 8, 2025