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slap attack

An attack featuring someone being beat up in a video, often 2 against 1.
As he came out of the club he was slap attacked
by jek_227 March 26, 2016
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Zach Attack

:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally
Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman
by Lil TeddyBear April 30, 2024
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Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.
The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game
by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021
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Status attack

A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.
Holy crap is my ass sore from that status attack!
by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009
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Crack Attack

A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.
*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”

“Crack Attack!!!”

Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.
by Etiquette101 January 8, 2025
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Naked lightning attack

To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.
Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.
by S.13 July 22, 2022
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Hard-attack

Random boner, getting a boner so hard that your brain starts to hurt.
She got me so wind up that I’m about to get a hard-attack.
by Quangbangspidermang June 29, 2019
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