noob

noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.

by Sexydimma April 18, 2012

noob

Mathew

Mathew ur a noob looool

by eppiiiccc gammerr September 12, 2019

Lol xD Noob

A way to describe a inexperienced player.

A way to laugh at a inexperienced player

Person 1: I just destroyed this noob.
Person 2: Haha Lol xD Noob, he must be so bad.

by ShElnes March 3, 2021

Noob

Complete asshole

Noob: Owns every video game ever
Gamer: Only plays games he's elite at

by BOSS GRIEFER90 May 26, 2017

noob

The word used by people who know that in reality they are pros but are afraid to admit it.

Yesterday Mark said he was a noob. I laughed knowing he would get 100% in the marketing test.

by Happy daddy November 26, 2020

noob

a player new to a game or actually just a word to bully someone lol. Hey if you're gonna bully someone, bully ur mirror.

"lol what a noob"

by Iactuallyenglish September 23, 2020

noob

mojangel74

Mojangel74 would die instantly and try to carry tha boiis but just doesnt so she is a noob

by ooooooo daddddy June 3, 2018