by Zoomingpotato November 09, 2019
Change your Snapchat bitmoji's hair color to dark purple in honor of the sky when Halley's comet is visible.
by Andioopboi188 November 09, 2019
9 coming down, 9 coming down
by OBOY June 19, 2021
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
by thesussywordgiver February 08, 2023
A sexual act where one person kneels on the floor and the other male partner, whilst fully erect, takes a long run up and jumps at the kneeling partner, attempting to insert their penis into the person’s mouth with maximum force. Both partners should be covered in flour for added authenticity. The running partner is welcome to add airplane noises and phrases in Arabic for additional fun.
Me and my boyfriend tried The Naughty 9/11 last night, and the clean up of our apartment could take months.
by The Great Waffle Stomp June 09, 2024
A scooter made by kymco.Beautiful features lovely curves,fast speed decent handling.A fun little toy to raise hell on
by adrian o. February 05, 2011