NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!

girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

sailor’s ass

A non-existent ass. Like Popeye the sailor man.

Me: Girl you have a sailor’s ass.
Girl with the flat ass: thanks!

by Fluffycorgi February 28, 2019

shit ass bitch

someone who says "lets go play minecraft cocksuckler98 we should play minecraft lets go play minecraft lets go play hey come on lets go play minecraft"

shit ass bitch: lets play minecraft
cocksuckler98: haur haur haurhaur haur haur haurhaur haurhaur

by cocksuckler98 January 21, 2024

Liquid Ass

When someone has explosive uncontrollable diarrhoea that usually results in the person spoiling themselves without warning

Oh I got a real bad case of liquid ass after last night burrito. I couldn’t make it to the toilet so it was running down my leg and everything

by A handlebar moustache July 5, 2020

National slap ass day

You have to slap your crush ass on december 6th

: Hey can i slap your ass

: hell yeah it's national slap ass day

by Bountyhunterd12 December 5, 2019

Cunt Ass Bitch

A cunt ass bitch is a person of shade..
Term can be used as a bitchiness aka being a bitch for a long period of time......... term used in a sentence,
You CUNT ASS BITCH RUIN MY GAME AGAIN AND ILL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF

You are such a CUNT ASS BITCH SOMETIMES

by Shycash June 5, 2018

Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!

Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.

by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018