backstage ass

The person or voice in your life that's like an eternal backseat driver. They're always trying to tell you what to do, how to do it, and what you're doing wrong. Over all they're an asshole but probably a correct asshole.

"Dude, Megan is such a backstage ass. If I want to party the night before the SAT, then I WILL party the night before the SAT. She needs to chill out."

by kinkasucks June 11, 2016

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Cool- Ass Honkie

A pimped- out car for picking up hookers, usually with an exceptionally loud horn.

"Damn, that's a cool- ass honkie".

by Aust January 15, 2018

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smart-assed

Adjective, an antonym (opposite) to the smartest, describing a person who always tries to outsmart everybody they come across, considering everybody stupid and thinking no one notices that their behaviour is outrageous, while everybody keeps silence out of politeness. A synonym to a dickhead, prick, bastard etc.

Keep away from Donald. He is so smart-assed. Thinks himself the smartest and consider everybody yahoos. He will buy you a cup of "covfefe" today , but tomorrow he will make you pay for a dozen of "covfefes".

by Murdoc Kylburne January 16, 2018

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weak assness

The act of being weak ass

Ain't no weak assness allowed in this town

by ahopcrp January 23, 2018

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beasty ass

If yo man or woman got that mountable pushing cushion, it can be referred to as a beasty ass. This could be for two reasons the tushy makes you tear up the pure sexual titillation each time that trouser material tightens or the ass is truly untameable, when you be bashing that bottom button your duck diving everywhere to avoid the beautiful bouncy booty.

Beasty arse is also used in some part of the world.

Partner squats to look in lowest cupboard
You (mental straining not to pounce on them) "fuck that's a beasty ass"

by TheDimeofTime January 27, 2018

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