Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.

Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?

by James Mcagee August 6, 2024

Fucked Your Iguana

Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.

You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.

by Cletus Polk August 10, 2024

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by Idk how to use my Peeyano August 12, 2024

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by Idk how to use my Peeyano August 14, 2024

National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer

“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)

by Crxfic August 15, 2024

Fuck your best friend week

From February 12 to February 18, anyone can harrass there best friend with zero consequences.

you: fuck you
best friend: thats mean im blocking you
you: its fuck your best friend week
best friend: fuck

by speedy beany January 14, 2023

smoking your sticker

The synonym for “I’m not sucking your dick”

I’m not gonna smoke ur sticker just sounded like a “I’m not gonna give you head” thing to me so

(@v1ce.c1ty.mw)

Ex of smoking your sticker:
P1: Bae…cmon😁👀
P2: I’m not gonna smoke your sticker..

by Vicelamd January 15, 2023