throw your pants at their face

An invitation for sexual acts such as but not limited to intercourse.

"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."

by TurntUp January 02, 2014

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 03, 2024

tie your shoes

Literally means to pull the laces tight and knot them in order to keep your shoes from falling off.

You need to tie your shoes otherwise you're going to stumble and fall

by cyanide_sun1660 October 08, 2023

Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".

John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.

by xynoxis March 19, 2018

Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.

Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd

by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022

rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.

Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back

by RumperStumper March 15, 2014

You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

by Star Puppi November 14, 2023