Corn On My Cob

When a women gives the best oral sex you could ever have. (NO BITING)

Her: Did you enjoy that?
Me: Yeah it was a Corn on my Cob for me

by Devin92140 December 11, 2018

my bbg chloe

The most beautiful person in existence. This person should be love and treasured by everyone. Chloe is a writer, and enjoys many shoes and movies such as teen wolf, It, maze runner, Riverdale, and more! She loves Daniel Sharman, and you'll always see her smiling, even if she's smiling as she buries Alyssa. Chloe will brighten your day and bring a smile to your face 24/7, 365 days a year.

My bbg chloe is so great! I love her!

by specialsunshine May 15, 2018

Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

grinding my turkey

bounce on my dick then twist around every 5 minutes

my nigga this girl always grinding my turkey!!

by mmoney8000 January 8, 2016

my week with Marilyn

N.B.: The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe.

a non-famous person's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience.

by Sexydimma December 11, 2013

suck my french udder

stfu

why don't you suck my french udder

by bosskinggmegaman November 17, 2014

testing my Jesus

When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus

Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023