Glitter shits

Sparkly shit dust that sprays out your ass after taking acid or mushrooms.

Yoooo I got a wicked case of the glitter shits

by TripPSmittens February 12, 2021

Gatorade Shit

Gatorade that's shit

"That's Gatorade shit"

by Smartperson69420 July 2, 2023

Mexican Jedi Shit

Some extremely crazy or weird shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it

by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020

Shit Geyser

a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser

"give me all the money in the register or else I will Shit Geyser everywhere

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024

Shit mittens

The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.

In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.

by VoodooJack November 16, 2025

Soulmate Shit

Just casual soulmate tings, you know, that only soulmates do be knowing, with some extra pizzazz, a la ✨shit✨

Person 1: how is someone 2k miles away loving you better then men we've lived with?
Person 2: I’ll tell you how it’s called Soulmate Shit. Google it. Actually no, don’t

by pshmoddymudig April 7, 2025

Fall off in your shit

When you fall off in somebody shit you beat the fuck out of them or hit them or fight them normally use towards women who don’t know how to keep their hands to themselves

Keep putting your hands on me and I’m a fall off in your shit

See if I fall off in your shit now I’m wrong

by Of_77n22nd February 11, 2025