If you hate school, please read this.
While going to school may feel unpleasant, you still have to go there so you can have a brighter future.
Now, let me debunk some beliefs/rumors.
“School teaches useless information”
Well, that ‘useless information’ is going to be useful at some point in your life.
“School is worse than a prison”
Have you EVER been to a real prison before?
“I can be doing what I like instead of wasting 7 hours in school”
More like you’re going to play video games for seven or more hours…
“I have to wake up INSANELY early”
According to scientists, waking up early can actually get you ready for the day and maintain good health.
So… School may be a waste, but your life will be more of a waste if you don’t attend it.
Pick one:
LIKE: Horrible life now
DISLIKE: Horrible life in the next 70 or so years
While going to school may feel unpleasant, you still have to go there so you can have a brighter future.
Now, let me debunk some beliefs/rumors.
“School teaches useless information”
Well, that ‘useless information’ is going to be useful at some point in your life.
“School is worse than a prison”
Have you EVER been to a real prison before?
“I can be doing what I like instead of wasting 7 hours in school”
More like you’re going to play video games for seven or more hours…
“I have to wake up INSANELY early”
According to scientists, waking up early can actually get you ready for the day and maintain good health.
So… School may be a waste, but your life will be more of a waste if you don’t attend it.
Pick one:
LIKE: Horrible life now
DISLIKE: Horrible life in the next 70 or so years
Dumb person: OH I HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH, YOU HAVE TO WASTE SEVEN CRAPPY HOURS IN THAT PRISON!!1!1!1!1!!!
Me: School can actually give you a better future…
Dumb person: YEAH RIGHT!!! IMMA DO WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD!!!
*12 years later*
Me: *Owns a big company*
Dumb person: AYO!! HOW DID U GET A POSITION LIKE THAT?!?
Me: I attended school everyday and studied very hard. What position do YOU have?
Dumb person: I WORK AS A BURGER KING CASHIER, I HATE IT!!! I WANT A POSITION LIKE YOU!!!
Me: Well, that’s too bad… You should’ve went to school…
Me: School can actually give you a better future…
Dumb person: YEAH RIGHT!!! IMMA DO WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD!!!
*12 years later*
Me: *Owns a big company*
Dumb person: AYO!! HOW DID U GET A POSITION LIKE THAT?!?
Me: I attended school everyday and studied very hard. What position do YOU have?
Dumb person: I WORK AS A BURGER KING CASHIER, I HATE IT!!! I WANT A POSITION LIKE YOU!!!
Me: Well, that’s too bad… You should’ve went to school…
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Tyrone: Mate, how the fuck are you surviving Lister Community School?
Jason: Don't you mean Prison Academy, I have year 9s coming up to me asking me to buy them a vape, our headteacher is essentially cruel and the year 7s and 8s are just mega weird as a whole.
Tyrone: Glad I don't go there
Jason: That's not just it though, our headteacher forces us to wear black socks and our blazers in the summer when it's blazing hot, and he forces us to change in our school uniforms after PE, I'm wasting another 10 minutes of my life changing, other schools hardly do this. Community School my ass, sounds more like Prison Academy.
Jason: Don't you mean Prison Academy, I have year 9s coming up to me asking me to buy them a vape, our headteacher is essentially cruel and the year 7s and 8s are just mega weird as a whole.
Tyrone: Glad I don't go there
Jason: That's not just it though, our headteacher forces us to wear black socks and our blazers in the summer when it's blazing hot, and he forces us to change in our school uniforms after PE, I'm wasting another 10 minutes of my life changing, other schools hardly do this. Community School my ass, sounds more like Prison Academy.
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