Samosa on you

It means you are hot cause of the sun.

Yo that slaya is felling samosa on you cuz he's in miami.

by Roofy April 2, 2003

DUNNO YOU PICK

QUITE LITERALLY THE SHITTEST ANSWER

1: WHAT DO I CHOOSE
2: DUNNO YOU PICK

3: FUCK YOU

by DOGHOTBUNCROSS March 18, 2023

Love you

The worse version of “I love you” without the “I” the saying is meaningless. Basically like saying you don’t love someone enough to type out the whole phrase too. It hurts my soul when people say this to me. Just put the “I”. Please.

You- “I love you”
Your S/O- “love you too”
You*thinking*- damn that hurt

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 April 21, 2022

post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021

god got you

some people are so arrogant with their selfish actions that the only one who will handle them is god in the end.

Only god can judge me so god got you.

by Pixie Bxtch September 10, 2020

I love you most

What a girlfriend says in response to her partner who incorrectly says that they love her more

Girlfriend: I love you so much!
Boyfriend: I love you more
Girlfriend: No, I love you most

by bratwinter December 13, 2024

Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

well get to it!

Guy: Dude I need to start settling down soon.
Guy 2: Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

by chckndrmstck August 14, 2024