Shit dick

When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick

Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass

by Crystal meth January 13, 2021

Shit’s Ass

A term similar to “What the Fuck!” but may sound funnier or more PG-13 given the situation.

“The house got broken into? Well shit’s ass!”

by ArrowCoaster47 December 9, 2024

shit streaker

The embarrassing trip you make when you run out of toilet paper and need to waddle to get more toilet paper.

Did you see Chris run out of the bathroom with his pants down? What a shit streaker

by Poochtook January 17, 2023

DUMB SHIT

A dumb shit is a person who is stupid as fuck and doesn't understand common sense.

Oh wow. kaite is such a dumb shit for not understanding how rain works.

by PUSS N BOOTS NUMBA TWO July 14, 2023

missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.

i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020

Shit

Tyler Vazquez

You smell that?

Yeah bro that shit Reaks!
It’s probably just Tyler Vazquez

by Ytgfvhh March 8, 2020

Everything Shit

It's like an everything shower except it's not just every temperature but also every form of matter including plasma

Drew: Hey man where are you at it's been like 30 minutes
Tristan: Don't talk to me man I'm having an Everything Shit
Drew: I'll pray for you, Godspeed

by KuntKrusher69 September 19, 2024