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National Have Sex With Your Friend Day

A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).
You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.

Friend:Sure
by Haideez January 2, 2022
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Your Mother

Is obviously the Australopitecus who gave birth to you and is probably fat so thats why everyone makes jokes about her.Wait a second don't you know who your mother is????? (didn't want to upset the fellow orphans researching about their mother true identity,so I suppose "follow your dreams and never give up!"
Nigel: Do you what Your Mother Jokes and your mother have in common
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!
by warboi45 October 18, 2021
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This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.
Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
by Daddybby November 14, 2019
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I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.
Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
by von groovy September 18, 2025
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Natural kiss your 'friends' day Tuesday!

ITS TIME TO KISS YOUR HOMIES FR
"HELLO GIVE ME A BIG OL SMOOCH, ITS NATURAL KISS YOUR 'FRIENDS' DAY TUESDAY!
by WHATTHEFA April 21, 2023
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Get your get back

Get your get back basically means to get whom ever did anything to you (usually bad) to get them back and get revenge it’s used by people who are from the hood
Yoo Tyrone did you like that nah bro you gotta get your get back
by Unlimited$1 December 11, 2023
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On April 21st is national give your crush a hoodie day. So give your crush or gf a hoodie
James- Hey Emily, here is my hoodie
Emily- What is this for?
James- It is national give your crush your hoodie day
by yournationaldaygirl April 20, 2022
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